PICTURE PERFECT
SYNOPSIS:
Jennifer Aniston plays an ambitious ad executive who can't find a
guy (oh yeah, right), but for some strange reason is in lust with
fellow worker Kevin Bacon, who loves to fool around with taken
women, you know, engaged or married types. Jen's mother (Olympia
Dukakis) is at her wit's end. Then suddenly, her best friend
creates a guy for her to help gain a promotion and respect in the
workplace. The guy (Jay Mohr) does exist - she met him briefly at
an Indian wedding - and suddenly, when he appears in the paper
for some heroic deed, she persuades him to come back to New York,
meet her co-workers, pretend to break up, and they'll go their
separate ways. Naturally, things don't go according to plan and,
well, you know the rest.
"Lightweight in the feel-good romantic comedy stakes,
Picture Perfect is one of those films with a toe-tapping contempo
soundtrack that is pretty to look at and mindlessly enjoyable to
watch, but falls short of anything more. While the concept has
some merit and chuckle value, it lacks any sense of reality, and
basically reeks of being contrived. Jennifer Aniston, with her
beguiling personality, has built up a great TV following, and she
shows good comedic sense of timing. While her performance is
engagingly effervescent, her emotional range is somewhat limited,
her character remaining totally artificial. We get to admire her
from all angles, and yes, she looks great. Her outfits, all
low-cut with very short skirts, range from cute trendy to Audrey
Hepburn sleek. The notion of a star vehicle obviously was
appealing, but over-kill, with Aniston in every scene, becomes a
heavy cross to bear. Kevin Bacon is terrific as Sam, who lusts
after but can’t commit to women. There’s real movie
magic in his scenes, and he generates scintillating chemistry
with Aniston. By contrast, Jay Mohr, a weak link as Mr Wonderful,
is unconvincing and as bland as undercooked, sugar-free porridge;
Olympia Dukakis’ cameo as the hysterical manipulative mum is
entertainingly over the top. Check out the scene when Aniston and
Mohr rehearse their ‘break-up’; the restaurant scene,
while totally contrived, is quite a hoot. If you believe all you
see in the movies, advertising execs are on a par with
lawyers… Pretty pictures? yes; perfect? no."
Louise Keller
"OK, now imagine you're a hot shot studio executive type
sitting around, tossing ideas. ‘Hey, I got one’, the
larger, cigar-chewing uni dropout says. ‘That chick in the
new series Friends, the cute one, yeah Jennifer something. Let's
put her in a movie.’ ‘Hey yeah’, the thinner
bespectacled, gawky type utters all too excitingly. ‘But we
don't have a movie for her.’ ‘So?’ says the fat
guy. Put her on a set, give her some short dresses, oh, and she
can do that clearing the throat thing she does so effortlessly on
TV. The rest will take care of itself.’ You've got the
picture right, and it's far from perfect. Picture Perfect is one
of those routine studio films that suffers from the outset of
being so star-driven, that it loses sight on the fact that
there's an audience out way in need of entertainment, a spark
that bolts from the screen. That you don't get here. Aniston is
appealing in a sexy, miniskirt kind of way, but with this trite
film, it's as if Rachel from Friends has been transplanted in
this big screen yawn and is trying to fight her way back to TV
land. Picture Perfect has some bright moments, but overall, it's
a lifeless, meandering affair that lacks the spark, energy and
sheer goofiness of classy romantic comedy. The guys here are just
as dull, but then Aniston is seen in every angle, every major
shot, the poor guys can't compete with such flagrant egotism.
Star-driven films are fine and dandy, but even Julia Roberts gave
her co-stars equal time in My Best Friend's Wedding. But I
forgot, they also had a script to work with. Picture Perfect? I
don't think so."
Paul Fischer
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PICTURE PERFECT (M)
(US)
CAST: Jennifer Aniston, Kevin Bacon, Jay Mohr, Olympia
Dukakis, Illeama Douglas, Kevin Dunn, Faith Prince, Anne Tworney
DIRECTOR: Glenn Gordon Caron
PRODUCER: Erwin Stoff
SCRIPT: Arlene Sorkin, Paul Slansky, Glenn Gordon Caron
CINEMATOGRAPHER: Paul Sarossy
EDITOR: Robert Reitano
MUSIC: Carter Burwell
PRODUCTION DESIGN: Larry Fulton
RUNNING TIME: 102 minutes
AUSTRALIAN DISTRIBUTOR: Fox
AUSTRALIAN RELEASE: October 30, 1997
VIDEO DISTRIBUTOR: Fox Home Entertainment
VIDEO RELEASE: March 27, 2002
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