OBSERVE AND REPORT: DVD
Ronnie Barnhardt (Seth Rogan) is head of security at Forest Ridge Shopping Mall and he takes himself and his role very seriously. When a flasher exposes himself in the Mall and terrifies his dream girl Brandi (Anna Faris) who works on the cosmetic counter, Ronnie takes the opportunity to try to display his law-enforcement talents. After all, his dream is to join the police force and he is keen to show off the equally competitive Detective Harrison (Ray Liotta) who is assigned to catching the flasher.
Review by Louise Keller:
There's a scene in which Seth Rogan's self-important Mall Cop Ronnie says he used to think he was the only thing between light and darkness, but now realises he is more like the photo of a naked man's penis, which he sticks on his forehead. This is indicative of the tone of this downright dumb film that is so low-brow its audience will attempt to yawn a lot, but forget how. In case you're wondering, there's more screen time devoted to a naked penis, as we are subjected to a terminally long sequence in which the flasher-pervert (with trench-coat wide open) runs amok. I lost count how many times 'f*ck you' is included in director Jody Hill's script, but there is one scene in which the expletive exchange count between Ronnie and local shopkeeper Saddamm (Aziz Ansari), who has a restraining order against him, is at least 30 times (including some that are silently mouthed).
I could go on, but I suspect you get the drift. With an unflattering Number One haircut, Rogan not only looks unfortunate, but fails to come out of this debacle well at all. The only thing that does work is the relationship between Ronnie and his tragic, alcoholic mother (Celia Weston is wonderfully convincing) when they both show themselves to be vulnerable lost souls clinging to each other in a harsh world ('You're handsome ... from certain angles'). Collette Wolf is appealing as Nell, the coffee-selling born again virgin with the leg in plaster, and shapely Anna Faris is good value as the slutty, pill-popping, Brandi whose drink is tequila. Michael Peña is unexpectedly funny as Ronnie's lith-ping right hand man with a penchant for cocaine, but what was Ray Liotta thinking when he said yes to this project?
Hill's script generally forgets to ground his characters in reality and as a result even Ronnie's disastrous police department psychological assessment in which he displays his bipolar tendencies fails to get a laugh. The film has a couple of similarities with the recent Paul Blart Mall Cop in that both its slightly chubby stars play losers considered by all to be a joke, but from my observation, I would have to report the flawed (but at least endearing) Paul Blart to be light years ahead....or should I say Mall Years.
DVD special features include a gag reel. There are more special features on the Blu-ray edition.
Published October 8, 2009
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OBSERVE AND REPORT: DVD (MA)
CAST: Seth Rogen, Ray Liotta, Michael Peña, Anna Faris, Dan Bakkedahl, Jesse Plemons
PRODUCER: Donald De Line
DIRECTOR: Jody Hill
SCRIPT: Jody Hill
CINEMATOGRAPHER: Tim Orr
EDITOR: Zene Baker
MUSIC: Joseph Stephens
PRODUCTION DESIGN: Chris L. Spellman
RUNNING TIME: 86 minutes
AUSTRALIAN DISTRIBUTOR: Roadshow
AUSTRALIAN RELEASE: May 14, 2009
PRESENTATION: 16: 9
SPECIAL FEATURES: Gag reel
DVD DISTRIBUTOR: Warner Home Video
DVD RELEASE: October 7, 2009