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Itís a curious creature the llama. But not half as curious as a song called Walk The Llama Llama, penned by Sting and David Hartley and given voice by the blues-rich harmonies of Rascal Flatts. Itís that most weird and wonderful of beasts, a composition and collaboration inspired by a film for which it didnít make the final cut.

When such a song appears on a soundtrack release you can bet an Emperorís estate that itís a cracker, a work that could only have been given birth as a cinematic concept but too expansive to ultimately fit the Groove of cinematic context. This one is no exception and if its vibrant swing doesnít have you on your feet doing the Llamambo than you must be less animated than a computer generated corpse.

In which case it may take another unlikely but irresistible collaboration, Sting/Hartley writing for Eartha Kitt, to take your fancy: "And Daddy was no dummy/Did outrageous things with a mummy/And often the stiffs that he would shrive/Would look better dead than they did alive." A twist of farce has always lurked behind the lyric panache of the ex-Blue Turtle dreamer, who for once climbs off his political high horse to put some Sting in this Llamaís tale.

Eartha Kitt as withering necromancer could hardly fail to thrill; and, with Stingís arch verses curving to a spellbinding chorus, she is in the vintage form that makes Shirley Bassey sound a little on the demure side.

But this is another gem cut only for CD, not the screen. In fact, of six Sting/Hartley numbers only three made it to the final reels, and one of those is a reprise of Perfect World, the opening track here. Another ripper, it features Tom Jones belting out some dramatic soul, over frenetic South and Latin American rhythms and brass blasts, the way only the worldís greatest singing panties magnet can.

Two songs are performed by Sting himself, including the single My Funny Friend and Me, and a duet with the delightful Shawn Colvin. Both sound by far the most like Sting compositions. They lack the energy of some of the collaborations and the jazzy exuberance of his erstwhile bands, but they do reflect the mature song craftsmanship that has been a feature of his solo career.

The second half of the disc is dedicated to John Debneyís orchestral score. Smoothly vacillating from big band swing to reprises of the Funny Friend motif and the delicious mock menace only to be found in animations, it is as entertaining and accessible as any of the songs.

This is a terrific soundtrack, but Sting must be a trifle miffed not to land the Best Song Oscar, an often obligatory adjunct to a Disney gig. He shouldnít worry. Another decade or so and heíll be able to throw together any old chords, dip into the fount of nostalgia, and a la Bob Dylan nab himself a sentimental statuette."
Brad Green

Published April 5, 2001

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Walk the Llama Llama - Rascal Flatts
Snuff out the Light (Yzma's Song) - Eartha Kitt
Beware the Groove - (Score)

TITLE: The Emperorís New Groove

ID: 397603 334627

Walt Disney Records

FEATURED ARTISTS: Sting, Shawn Colvin, Tom Jones, Eartha Kitt, Rascal Flatts

SONGS BY: Sting & David Hartley

SCORE BY: John Debney


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